Wednesday, April 28, 2010

If These Walls Could Talk

If these walls could talk, you would hear things like this:

We DO NOT pee out the back door!

No, you can NOT have Diet Coke for breakfast...even if mommy does!

Why are your clean underwear still here, instead of on your backside?!?

What on earth possesed you to do that...and what were you thinking? Those are two regular questions!!

Don't throw dirt at your brothers.

Just because it's an accident, doesn't mean you don't have to say I'm sorry!

No, you can't have candy before dinner.

Yes, you can have candy before dinner.

Put the cat down.

Get off the cat.

Stupid cat.

Pick that up.

Put that down.

Where on earth did you find THAT!?!?

Stop jumping on the bed.

Get that out of your mouth!

Why are you sleeping UNDER your matress?